Laura Simis

The B-52's

“Love Shack” was my “Oops… I did it again!”

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The B-52's
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Conveyor Belt Sushi

You don’t realize how little control you have in this world until you’re 44 pieces deep into a sushi buffet.

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Conveyor Belt Sushi
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Nail Color: White Nationalist Collection

Shake your fist at equal rights in style with g.O.P.I's limited edition White Nationalist collection. 

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Nail Color: White Nationalist Collection
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The Perks of Owning a Wallflower

A coming of age story of a woman who accidentally spent her entire paycheck at Bath & Body Works

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The Perks of Owning a Wallflower
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Founding Father-Approved Ways to Celebrate Fourth of July

Because Benjamin Franklin hates your Ed Hardy t-shirt. 

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Founding Father-Approved Ways to Celebrate Fourth of July
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Spring Make Up Trends That Will Make People Think, “Does She Have Pinkeye?”

Break out of your comfort zone with makeup trends that will leave friends and coworkers thinking, “Does she have Pinkeye or something?”

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Spring Make Up Trends That Will Make People Think, “Does She Have Pinkeye?”
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3 Relationship Dramas to Unload on your Uber Driver

It’s Saturday night, and you just need someone to talk to. Make em’ earn that 2 AM surge pricing.

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3 Relationship Dramas to Unload on your Uber Driver
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4 Needlepoint Crafts To Make House Arrest Fly By

There’s no better time to fall deeply into a Pinterest crafting vortex than 4 weeks of court-appointed house arrest.

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4 Needlepoint Crafts To Make House Arrest Fly By
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How to Tell Your Grandma Her Crucifix Is a Jared Leto Action Figure

Flowing ombre hair? Full beard? White tunic and sandals? Grandma has been praying to our one true Lord and Savior - Jared Leto.

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How to Tell Your Grandma Her Crucifix Is a Jared Leto Action Figure
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Don't "Move On." Move Forward.

A guide to not screwing up the country (more.)

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Don't "Move On." Move Forward.
Laura Simis

Local Woman Admits, “Hocus Pocus, Not That Great.”

Officers responded to scene after local woman overhears neighbor admit "Hocus Pocus isn't even that good." 

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Local Woman Admits, “Hocus Pocus, Not That Great.”
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Airports - An Acrostic Poem

The laziest ode to airline travel. 

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Airports - An Acrostic Poem
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Jesus Wants me to Have Chocolate

Giving something up for Lent is hard - luckily, Jesus will still let me have chocolate! 

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Jesus Wants me to Have Chocolate
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5 Places to Hide from Intimidating Teens at the Mall

Here are some strategies to use if you ever find yourself trapped in a swarm of cool teenagers at the mall. 

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5 Places to Hide from Intimidating Teens at the Mall