Laura Simis

Founding Father-Approved Ways to Celebrate Fourth of July

Because Benjamin Franklin hates your Ed Hardy t-shirt. 

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Founding Father-Approved Ways to Celebrate Fourth of July
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Spring Make Up Trends That Will Make People Think, “Does She Have Pinkeye?”

Break out of your comfort zone with makeup trends that will leave friends and coworkers thinking, “Does she have Pinkeye or something?”

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Spring Make Up Trends That Will Make People Think, “Does She Have Pinkeye?”
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3 Relationship Dramas to Unload on your Uber Driver

It’s Saturday night, and you just need someone to talk to. Make em’ earn that 2 AM surge pricing.

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3 Relationship Dramas to Unload on your Uber Driver
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4 Needlepoint Crafts To Make House Arrest Fly By

There’s no better time to fall deeply into a Pinterest crafting vortex than 4 weeks of court-appointed house arrest.

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4 Needlepoint Crafts To Make House Arrest Fly By
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How to Tell Your Grandma Her Crucifix Is a Jared Leto Action Figure

Flowing ombre hair? Full beard? White tunic and sandals? Grandma has been praying to our one true Lord and Savior - Jared Leto.

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How to Tell Your Grandma Her Crucifix Is a Jared Leto Action Figure
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Don't "Move On." Move Forward.

A guide to not screwing up the country (more.)

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Don't "Move On." Move Forward.
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Local Woman Admits, “Hocus Pocus, Not That Great.”

Officers responded to scene after local woman overhears neighbor admit "Hocus Pocus isn't even that good." 

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Local Woman Admits, “Hocus Pocus, Not That Great.”
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Airports - An Acrostic Poem

The laziest ode to airline travel. 

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Airports - An Acrostic Poem
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Jesus Wants me to Have Chocolate

Giving something up for Lent is hard - luckily, Jesus will still let me have chocolate! 

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Jesus Wants me to Have Chocolate
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5 Places to Hide from Intimidating Teens at the Mall

Here are some strategies to use if you ever find yourself trapped in a swarm of cool teenagers at the mall. 

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5 Places to Hide from Intimidating Teens at the Mall
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What to Do on a Snow Day

Skip the cabin fever on a snow day! Find out how to beat the boredom with activities that you'll be too embarrassed to Instagram. 

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What to Do on a Snow Day
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Photo of the Day: Winter Storm Jonas

I'm burning up - burning up, for you baby. 

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Photo of the Day: Winter Storm Jonas
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Things to Bring to Brunch

If you ever find yourself invited to brunch at my house, please bring one or more of the following.

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Things to Bring to Brunch
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Accessorize your Fallout Shelter

Make sure you enter Post-Apocalyptic times in style with these helpful DIY projects that will keep your underground Doomsday bunker as fresh as if Martha Stewart designed it herself.

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Accessorize your Fallout Shelter