I have a get-rich-quick plan, but it is completely contingent upon the Republican party rising to power. (So it looks like I’m in the same speedboat as the 1%.) My dad bears a striking resemblance to former Governor Jeb Bush.
We’ve already discussed how I feel about a good doppelganger, right?
While I don't care much for Mr. Bush's political interests, I fully support him as a candidate for the Presidency. Think about the potential here!
Should he remain a front-runner for the GOP, I have a window of opportunity for exploiting our family photo albums for cold hard cash. I can sell photos to the liberal media of "Jeb Bush and His Secret Second Family," and "Jeb Bush checking his private AOL email!!"
In fact, I can sell photos to the media of both extremes! Fox News will pay through the nose for “Jeb Bush mows the lawn - He’s just like the rest of us!” and “Jeb Bush pumps his own gas.”
Even better - Imagine if he won! Four whole years of my Dad yelling at me for photographing his every waking moment.
A vote for Jeb Bush is a vote for my Dad.