I am literally begging you not to shop for Christmas presents on Amazon. Here are 12 great small business gifts to gift this year!

One doesn’t spend childhood learning all the lyrics to the original Broadway cast recording of Cats! and come out the other end NOT wanting to be a “theater kid.”

Was I just a marketing professional before my time?

“Horse Camp” may be an inappropriate label for my camp experience – a more accurate title would be “Crippling Homesickness - With Some Horses.”

Is your underground bunker photo-ready for our impending nuclear catastrophe?

New Year’s cocktail recipes that will send you into a rolling blackout by the time Jenny McCarthy starts making out with strangers in Times Square.

When you address me, please remember you're speaking with someone who has appeared in a television commercial.

Don’t put words in my mouth. Put sushi.

George Washington crossed the Delaware so that one day, we could freely watch a man win a mustard belt by eating 75 hot dogs in one sitting.

Writing “I heart sports” in gel pen on my binder didn’t fool anyone.

Well? Is it an indie band or is it the contents of Lois’ storage room? You tell me.

If feigning interest in unwrapping onesies and diaper genies is more painful to you than childbirth itself, here are ten easy ways to get yourself kicked out of a baby shower

Every girl came armed with 4 gel pens and ask you to sign their yearbook. Every boy had either a dying Sharpie or a 100% of stealing one of your gel pens.

If you see a painted sign at the side of the road…

It takes few shots to get a touchdown. Or whatever.

The life and times of a compulsive liar.