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"Stop waving your laptop in my face." - My Mom
"Absolutely delightful!" - Judd Apatow
(It's possible he was referring to his breakfast croissant, not my blog)
"Did any of you know she was funny?" - My Coworkers
Don't let online shopping wreck the tradition of physical conflict and chaos in the name of deep discounts.
“Love Shack” was my “Oops… I did it again!”
You don’t realize how little control you have in this world until you’re 44 pieces deep into a sushi buffet.
Shake your fist at equal rights in style with g.O.P.I's limited edition White Nationalist collection.
A coming of age story of a woman who accidentally spent her entire paycheck at Bath & Body Works
Because Benjamin Franklin hates your Ed Hardy t-shirt.
Break out of your comfort zone with makeup trends that will leave friends and coworkers thinking, “Does she have Pinkeye or something?”
It’s Saturday night, and you just need someone to talk to. Make em’ earn that 2 AM surge pricing.
There’s no better time to fall deeply into a Pinterest crafting vortex than 4 weeks of court-appointed house arrest.
A personal essay on all the embarrassing things that happened to me in the process of appearing on television with Diane Sawyer.