SIGNIFICANTLY WORSE IN PERSON.
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"Stop waving your laptop in my face." - My Mom
"Absolutely delightful!" - Judd Apatow
(It's possible he was referring to his breakfast croissant, not my blog)
"Did any of you know she was funny?" - My Coworkers
The other Barbies never sensed her financial ruin because she wore ornate ball gowns to playdates and chic Parisian capri pants on coffee runs.
Don’t tell me I don’t know the hustle.
“Horse Camp” may be an inappropriate label for my experience. A more accurate title would be “Crippling Homesickness – With Some Horses.”
Don't let online shopping wreck the tradition of physical conflict and chaos in the name of deep discounts.
“Love Shack” was my “Oops… I did it again!”
You don’t realize how little control you have in this world until you’re 44 pieces deep into a sushi buffet.
Shake your fist at equal rights in style with g.O.P.I's limited edition White Nationalist collection.
A coming of age story of a woman who accidentally spent her entire paycheck at Bath & Body Works
Because Benjamin Franklin hates your Ed Hardy t-shirt.
Break out of your comfort zone with makeup trends that will leave friends and coworkers thinking, “Does she have Pinkeye or something?”